Triangle Objects = Illuminati? Rants About This One Blog Who Blogged About Minions (2015)

Apparently now all things that has triangle shape are considered as Illuminati. Everything that has one eye called Illuminati (poor you, Tyson son of Posseidon). I've recently stumbled across an article (or blog) called Minions as a perfect picture of Illuminati, guess the author, YEP! an Indonesian. As you all know, Indonesian tends to make theories, silly theories from other people's work. Yes, so he/she/they mention that Despicable Me 1&2, as well as Minions are movies that contained Illuminati, so that all people, especially young children will fall under Lucifer's spell. That's silly, but that's not silly if you really see how Indonesians always believing in things like superstition and supernatural thingy.

Here's the root of all evil (the reason why I write this post), for you, dear author. BLOG
By the way, the blog is in Indonesian.

Let's talk about this dear beloved author's has written on his/her/their religious blog. Some of the points made me do the face palm, maybe you will too, so let's face palming together and form a band (Ahem, not funny).

1. Minions got one eye, therefor it was a symbol for Illuminati. Clearly the author didn't do some research, since as long as I remember, Kevin got two eyes, Bob got two eyes, and list goes on with minions whose got two eyes. HEHEHEHE (laugh like minions)
   
   
   
2. Minions are immortal, they exist from the dinosaurs era, therefor they're Lucifer's friends whom banished with him the day God exiled him from heaven. This is the most stupid theory, just yet. So now, the fictional character like Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Dorian Grey, The Wicked Witch, The White Walker, and the list of fictional immortal men or women goes on and on, are also friends of satan? Well, do I have to mention FICTIONAL hundred times? It would be scary if they exist in the real world, but, do I really have to mention this again, Minions are fictional. The movie is also fictional, not to mention, that the movie was an animation, which perfectly shown that minions can't be true and live in the real world. It doesn't included in documentary movie.
   
   
   
   Count Dracula - Frankenstein and His Monster - Dorian Grey
   
3. Illumination Entertainment is sort for Illuminati's hands and feet (satan's accomplices). This is ALMOST the stupid things from this article (not yet again). The writer should add more English Vocabulary to his life, maybe he needs a dictionary as a gift, when is your birthday again dear Author? 
   
   "ILLUMINATION (n) Lightning or Light" see definition in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary.
   
   
   
   I say, if satan's going to have a house production, he wouldn't name it Illumination. Maybe he'll go for a softer name like Unicorns Entertainment or maybe Heaven's Entertainment and another cute names. Wait, Unicorns also has one horn, that would made them Illuminati as well! Pardon my unfunny humor, but I can't stand stupidity *FACEPALMING*
   
   
   Illumination Entertainment was founded by Chris Melendandri in 2007 and are exclusively financed and distributed by Universal Studios (wikipedia).
   
   
   
   
4. Next the dear beloved author made small review about Despicable Me. He said, despicable sort means evil, lowly, disgraceful. Um, I won't even comment on that. Let's just say that he really desperately needs a dictionary. Again, FACEPALM USING HUGO'S PAWS.
   
   
   
5. He then wrote, why not Gru stole from Eiffel Tower or Great Wall of China? Why must he stole from pyramids, which you can guess, shaped or even symbolized, again, of Illuminati. He even said that it was the way of satan to make the symbol familiar with children, so that children will become his minions. Ahem, non-sense. What? Eiffel Tower also shaped like a triangle? Why doesn't it become the symbol of Illuminati? Is that because of the old Gods that Egyptian used to praise? Not fair, in Indonesia too exists old Gods from Hindus and Buddhas, yet nobody said a word about Them, since they are still exists until now, not dead religions. Since dead people are easier to dealing with right?
   
   
   This is getting long and tiring, so I'm going to put these three points unto one.
   
   
6. Dr. Nefario, Bank Of Evil, and Gru.
   Dr. Nefario was said took the name from Nefarios (eng) and Nefarius (greek), with these as the meaning; evil (again), full of sins.Well, in the movie, Gru was told as a super-villain. Why would the filmmaker made a kind name for Dr. Nefario? He's the hand of super-villain after all!
   
   
   
   Bank of Evil (formerly Lehman Brothers). This has got nothing to do with Illuminati, and the writer just slams for the Jews (I know, racist). He said that this was how the Americans mocking the Lehman Brothers, since they're to blame for economy crisis that happened in America. 
   
   
   Gru. Gru's character was said took an inspiration from Aleister Crowley (google him). And the beloved author said, and I quoted "Undoubtedly, Crowley was a big "TEACHER" of rock music". That slammed me again. What is wrong with rock music? Are we declare ourselves for satan when listening to rock music? Unbelievably stupid, baseless, uneducated opinion.
   Back to Gru, he was said that he used the symbol of freemason for his lab. Let's see the picture. 
   
   
   
   
   
   And here's the freemason symbol. 

   

   Uncanny right? Yes, for stupid people whom their mind has been blocked by conspiracy theory.

So people, let's be smart. Minions were created to entertain children, women, and men (even my dog were entertained too). Let's be wise, if you didn't want your children to watch any other movies or shows, so be it (poor the children). But please, don't create such false theory only based on the pretenses and not the actual facts. That is so misleading. It was only about the minions, what if there are another dangerous theory that you guys planted on the crowds. It makes me thing, maybe the evil one was not the Illuminati and Freemasons (I believe they were long gone), but you people with your little mind and your full mouth.

Another time, do some research aside from this Illuminati thingy. This is getting old and boring. Every single time something or someone has emerged to success, they're always said that Illuminati and Freemasons are involved. Please, people (I am) are getting tired of this.

And this post doesn't mean to offense anyone, beside the dear beloved author.